What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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TOBUSCUS

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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I love pissing people off :P

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Anti Joke

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