- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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