whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Im black

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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