- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Your future.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

I Have a Black Friend

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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