- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

whats long and green? weed

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

0 + 0 = 0

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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