What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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whats 2+2? 4

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Basically copying you.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Anti Joke

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