What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

you know whats funny... nothing.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Pineapple.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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