Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

heads up!

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Spotto

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

LIFE :(

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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