- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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