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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What you reading? reading?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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