What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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YOU

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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