- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

A guy was beet by his wife.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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