- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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