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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A Jew! Bless you.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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