If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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