A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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