What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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