Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

one day i went to bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

This is not a joke

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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