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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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