- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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