1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

fruit salad?

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Nickelback

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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