Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

where wally? wallys a myth.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I Have a Black Friend

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Your sex life.

meh

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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