Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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