Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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