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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god