I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roey Jegen

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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brandon ya twwat

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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