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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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