- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

ME NAME IS JEFF

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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