"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Religion.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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