So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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