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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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