- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

A: B: No pun intended.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What time is it? 20:45.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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