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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

melon

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...