justin bieber

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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i like tits

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Turn around.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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I am a n1gger.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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