E= McVagina

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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