So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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