Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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