" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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DESERT

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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your life

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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