What's upside down? umop apisdn

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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