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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

shut up kobe!

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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