How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

I am a n1gger.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Wade

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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