- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

hey guys what's up?

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

you know whats funny the letter Q

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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