Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Your Mom.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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The BCS

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Anti Joke

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