What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

My life :(

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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