Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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