- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Hello, nice to meet you.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Ju... Just why?

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

tims sty:)

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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