- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

womens rights.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

you are a åsshole :)

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

whats your name? bumder:)

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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