How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Flop dog

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

acualy is dolan

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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