What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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GONNA

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No.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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