- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Neither does he.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

i'm funny

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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