knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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