- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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