How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Black people

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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