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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

So a jew walks into a bar!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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