Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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want a balloon? yeah

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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