What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Lets go Yankees

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Im black

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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