- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Cancer

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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