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A man made a sandwich.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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