What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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