I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Anti Joke

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