- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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