- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Women's Rights.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

One time I masturbated by myself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

THIS IS an anti-joke.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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