What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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