What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

womens rights

oh no, i've lost my tractor

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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