- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture