Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why does life suck? Because it does

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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