- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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