- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

That's what SHE said!

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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