- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Rick santorum

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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