Penis

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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