- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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