Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Anti Joke

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