ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

25

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Badgers are cool

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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