- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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