What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why does life suck? Because it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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