Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Mark Wilson

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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pickle sniffer

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Michael Castillo is gay

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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