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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

speech and debate.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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