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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Your Mom.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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