- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

my whole life!

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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