Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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what happens every day? People die

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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this girl died

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